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Wednesday, May 16, 2007
10:03 AM

did you know,

there are many ways to save yourself from the embarrassment of a perfectly natural thing your body executes regularly?

Ways to pretend you didn't fart:
1) Fart and cough at the same time
2) Fart during FF parts of the song during band
3) Fart and laugh
4) Push your chair and fart simultenously
5) Fart and pretend nothing happened (Don't look suspicious!)
6) Fart and ask your friend if he farted

Most importantly, look professional. Its not something to be ashamed of, because its normal! Really. HAHA. I'm in the school library anyway, bored to death because Maria Sharasanti is not in school, probably all cuddled up in the warmth of her pillows and blankets, with curtains drawn and soothing wind keeping her cool. Plus my two assholes had to go for MT, which I fortunately don't have to take anymore. So here's a short post before i go attempt some Math questions, in view of the test on Friday.

Cornelius Lim, please take things easy and don't think too much. I'm worried about you sometimes. So anyway, there's Econs lecture at 11.30, then im done with school. Two lectures on every Wed and then its band, and home. Everyone asks me why i still come to school on wednesdays.

Don't have a choice, do i? Later on we 16-17 year old oversized band kids will be packed into a nice coach and zoomed off to the Newater Plant (which is so close to home) for a learning journey. Benji told Syarah, that maybe we'll see his shit there. I wonder if I'll ever look at water the same way again. Horrifying.

Bye kids, stay in school and study hard. Thought to self: Maybe if i run as fast as i do whenever im late for school, I can pass my 2.4!


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